friday 06

Friday 06
Dear Dumb Diary,
Beautiful glorious news! Today they told us that something went stinkfully wrong with the heating or ventilation system or something over at Wodehouse Middle School. Supposedly it's some kind of horrible odor maybe even poisonous. Since they think it's going to take weeks to repair, they're busing the kids to different nearby schools, and Mackerel Middle School is one of them.
I'm THRILLED that foreigners are coming. I love people eho aren't from here! And i'll bet they're all pretty excited that they're not from here, too. I know that if I was not from here, i'd be pretty excited.
I mean, the only problem with here is that it's where I'm from. And they're only a few miles away, but i wonder if they'll have accents. England is only a few inches from France, and they have different accents.
Sam is suspicious of the Wodehouse kids, and tinks that they will probably take our stuff. Sam has mean older brothers, so she has grown up thinking that somebody is always going to take her stuff or trow a bogger at her.
This may be why Sam wrongfully believes that every place elsa is better. (Except those place with weird laws like you can't dance with a monkey or wear high heels. We both agree that those places are worse.)
*Samantha and me on a CRIME SPREE (with a monkey)