monday 02 dairy

Monday 02
Dear Dumb Diary,
Okay, Iget it. everybody always loves Sam best. Is it just becouse she's tall and slim and blond? So is a MOP. You don't see anybody getting all lovly-dovey with one of those.
Althought in elementary school, I once saw a janitor doing something that still makes me uncomfartable around mops. To make a long story short: Janitors are people, too, and Valentine's Day can be a very lonely time.
Today that announced that later on this month, they would be handing out ballots so we can vote for peopletegories like MOST ARTISTIC, FUNNIEST, AND BEST FRIENDS.
Of coures one of the categories is PRETTIEST, and i overheard some people at lunch going, "Why don't they just print Angel's name on the bollot for PRITTIEST? Everybody knows she's going to win. She always wins."
This is terribly unrealistic, becouse if a train tragically crashed into Angel's face, we'd have a whole bunch of useless ballots on our hands. And i'm not just thinking of myself here-the train owner would have a bumch of smushed gorgeousness to wipe off the frount of the train.
Sam always wins for MOST CLEVER, but she works really hard for that. And I always win for MOST ARTISTIC, and i work really hard for that, too-often exposing myself to sepuin fumes for hours on end. But not Angel. She wins PRETTIEST without even tyring. It's just not fair that everything is so automaticlly easy for Angel.
Seriously, isn't it time we took a stand againest the EFFORTLESSLY BEAUTIFUL?
*SPRAY ENTIRE POPULATION WITH BRUNETTE HAIR DYE
*ARREST PEOPLE WITH FREAKISHLY ATTRACTIVE EYELASHES
*OVERLY DAINTY FEET MUST BE TATTOOED TO LOOK HAIRY